☘ IC INBOX: Abraxas

[marlbro]

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[stations]

Dude
I got arrested for sleepwalking today. This might actually be the least significant thing I've ever done to be interrogated.

[marlbro]

oh shit

You know the drill Jack. You got RIGHTS don't tell them ANYTHING

you think I can be your lawyer from Farmville?

[stations]

I'm not actually sure we have any rights here at all, but it doesn't matter. There's nothing to tell, I haven't DONE anything.

[marlbro]

so just minding your own business and sleepwalking without even sleep-doing anything is illegal in Hogwarts?

jesus that's shitty

did they throw you in the drunk tank?

[stations]

I was sleepwalking around the cemetary. They assumed I was trying to do, like, necromancy or something.

But no, no drunk tank. They just dragged me in, accused me of being a necromancer, and then told me if I started wandering around on my own they'd have a burly security guard carry me back to my room apparently.

[marlbro]

I assume not in the sexy way

Right?

[ Sounds like the start of a pretty good romance novel, actually. But it doesn't sound like the guard-Jack relationship is that kind. Could've been fun. ]

Dude, is necromancy a thing there? Like zombies and shit?

[stations]

Well, the dead rose up for a while after that whole herald thing happened, so I guess it's a thing.

( Not gonna bother answering that 'in a sexy way' question. Because. No. )

[marlbro]

[ He sees you, buddy. Some day you'll get in touch with your adventurous side. ]

I can't believe I missed the actual freakin ZOMBIES

how gross were they?

[stations]

( NOPE there is only Sabine okay )

Well, most of them weren't nude, so I guess less gross than that time back home in some ways. More gross in others.

I'd give it like a 7 out of 10.

[marlbro]

Hm. Respectable.

What happened?

[stations]

It's a long story. The short version? Some elder gods woke up and made everyone act insane for a few days, and did some stereotypical 'awoken elder god' things. Raising the dead, killing crops, cats and dogs living together, that kind of thing. People got stuck in the Horizon, in strange domains that didn't actually belong to anybody. It was weird.

[marlbro]

hmm yeah that tracks

what happened to the gods though? they go back to sleep or something? I'm not seeing any elder gods wandering around out here, and I feel like we'd know. this place is ALL about their elderly-godly worship mojo

[stations]

I don't know. It just kind of stopped one day. I'm trying not to think about it too hard.

[stations]

j̴̰̀͗e̶̯̭̿͐r̸̹̉r̴̬͗y̴̢͂̌
̵̩̗͠f̵̩̑̚u̸̫̲͗c̵̙̩̈́̒k̵̢͔̃͘e̶̗̤͘d̵̙̯̆ ̵̧̪̀͛ú̷̹͎͝p̵̛͚͙͘ ̷̹̐̽
̸͔̻͆k̷̳̐i̴̩͕͗̀d̶̡̘̈́n̶̫͊a̶̗̎͒p̶̦͆p̴̺̂̄ę̵̬̆́ď̸̖̟̈́ ̸͖̍̄ͅỉ̵͙n̵̯̈͝ ̶͜͝t̴̬̅̍h̶̨̼͌i̸̬̎̂ŝ̸̟ ̷͓̎̓p̸̹͋i̶͒̾ͅt̶̼͂
̵̝̽͑f̴̳̣̓u̷̢̬̚c̷͙͊͘k̵͓̅͘i̵̳͂ņ̵̮̆͛g̶̨͚̔ ̷͖̓͘c̶̥͈͂̆ũ̸͉͕̃l̵̬̋̈ṱ̶͘ĭ̶̭̃ś̷̹͝ẗ̶̖̻͝s̸̩̼̍̕
̶͎̗͒n̶̗̈͒o̸̱̥͋t̷̼̺̒ ̸̘͗ͅť̸̼̔h̶͙̤̏ĕ̸̝ ̷̜̙͘g̸͎͒o̶̻̤̾̿o̵̥̪͂̚d̷̦̥̂ ̷̯͘k̵̜͗i̴̤̳̅n̶͕̤̍͐d̶͈͎̄
̷̭̀̋b̴̩̃̓ő̶̹͠ń̸̝̠ë̶͍̬́̀ ̷̛̙̜͝ş̵͔̔e̸̺͇̒r̴̡̾p̶͕̏e̴̘̓̐n̸̠͌t̶̢͎͆
̸̼͠m̸̧̬͊u̴̻̝̎ś̶͍h̶͓̋r̴̞̤̕ö̷͖o̴̜̿ḿ̴̖s̴̜̋
̷͕̓͝t̸͙̪̽h̷̬̳́ĕ̴͔͍ ̷̍͋ͅl̵̫̼̏a̸͔̪̓͘s̴̬̄̇t̶̛̥ ̵̰̾ö̷̰̰́̈́f̴͔͒ ̷̜̑̚ů̶̜̟s̵͈͙̑ ̷͍͗m̷͙͉̄̋e̶͕̤̎̆ë̵̯́͆t̸̟̥̕s̴͙̰̒͘ ̷̢̥͐̚d̸͚͗a̴̢͌͒ṙ̸̬͒k̸̠̞̚ ̵̦̗͋́k̵̮̞̾̾n̶̛̟̼͒ĭ̴͔̐g̸̞͋͗ḧ̴̩̥t̶͇̲̄̑ ̸̧̩̈́̓r̷̛̼͆i̶̲̞̕͝s̶̗͗e̷͖̅͝ş̸̊̉
̸̻̼̏͐o̵͖̭̒̉ǩ̸͎̼̆a̸͈͕̔y̶̩̍̽?̸̡̱̄

[marlbro]

yo Jack

your mind-Twitter's corrupt as fuck. looks like tv static

are you dream-texting me?

[stations]

n̷͇͙̣͊͂o̷̲̔,̴͙̼̲̉̒̓ ̶̬̤̒͊ḏ̵̅̉͝a̸̧͎̝͆̍̚m̶̭̲̓n̶̢̛͔ ̴̙̝̅͗i̶̹͚̿͗t̵̛̲̦̙̿̃
̸̹̝̭̋ȋ̷̤̺́ ̵͓̕g̷̤̜̱̔ȏ̵͜t̴̢̻̮̑̎̎ ̴̠͍̭̍k̴̭̏i̸̱͍̜̔d̶͖͋̈́͜ṉ̵̻͇̍̏̊a̴̧̖̚p̶̢̲͚̏͋͝p̵̳̩͖̊̈́e̸͖̟͠d̶̬͒ ̸̯̘̲̍̆͗b̶̡̘̝̏̊y̷͈̅͗ ̶̡̞̽͑f̸͍͑̐͌u̵̯͖̙̒̋͂c̷̙͕͉̄̀̀k̸̛̦͑͝i̴̗̙̝͝n̸͎̲̒͋́g̵̫͛͆̑ ̸͉̲̯̒̓̚c̴̛͈̲͒̌u̶̧̍l̷̞̀̽̐t̵̥̃̒͒í̸̙s̵̖͒́͛ṫ̷̗̻̖̃͗s̵͉̒ ̷̩͍͈̒͊͒ò̴ͅr̴͍̟̳̿̏ ̴̤̈́s̶̭̾̔͝ŏ̴̥m̴̨̳̒̑e̵͉̬͂̐t̸̙͊͘h̸̲̘̎i̶̧̊͂͝ñ̶̼g̴͇̙̰̀̈́̇
̷͔́͝t̷̹̞͓͂h̴͔̻̋̾e̵̼̹͇͒ ̶͖͍͗̓b̶̢̗͕͌a̵͇̓́d̸̬̯̗́͛ ̶̪̽̀̾k̴̤̱͘i̴͇͚̍̈̎n̸̢̲̂͂̌d̶͎͆͐̀,̸̨̅͒ ̵̢̛̻̍n̴͖̿͊o̶͖̮͑͘t̴̗̻̓̽͝ ̷̤̌ţ̵̳̽̀̽h̷̜̯͛͘e̵̞͔̍̐͂ ̶̙̣͌̏ỳ̵͙̖̫̚ö̵͔̯́ũ̵͈̮̄͝ ̵̩̫̲̈́k̸̜̗̚i̸̡̯̍̓n̶͍͎̓͆d̶̼͙̻͐͘̚
̸͍̏̎c̴͇͈̱͐̿͑a̸̳̺͇͒͠n̸̪̟̳͗ ̵̝̼̈́̕͝y̷͙̅͌͝o̷̤̠̟̓̑ũ̵͎ ̷͙̔̓r̴̬̋͛̏e̴͕̋̕a̵̩̞͋̉d̴̰̪͛̀ ̴͈̠͆͝t̷̻̞͉̿ḣ̸̹͈͇̈́̈́i̶̗̬̋s̷̥̮̆͌?̴̬̭͛

CASPER VAN DIEN

[marlbro]

[ Well, fuck. ]

oh shit

where are you?

I got the casper van dien but I can't read anything else you're saying buddy

try mind-texting more slowly or something?

[stations]

č̵̺
̸͓̈ä̶̬
̸͚̉v̷̞̕
̷̱́ḙ̸̐
̴̱̅
̷̠̈m̶̟͘ ̸̺̄ô̴̻ ̸̙̿nst ̵̰̚e̷̗̐ ̸̩̈́r̶̦̎ ̷̫̾s̴̨̈
̶̼̃
̴̯͠ć̴̺ ̸̧̆ȗ̵̫ ̵̞͘ltists
̷͓͛
̷̯͆m̸̦̉u̸̩̕s̷̡̈́h̸̛̤r̵̟͂õ̵͙o̷̠͐m̶̮̚s̸͚̽ ̷̰́e̵͙̓v̴͉́e̶̗̓r̸̲̀ȳ̷͓w̶̲̎h̶̜̕ë̸̘r̴͖͊ĕ̴̝,̶͎͠ ̵͓̂g̷̩̓r̶͍̄ơ̸̦ś̷̞s̴͐͜
̴̗̔
̷̮̋s̶͇͊ó̷͓m̶̖͑e̴̮͆t̸̯̓h̶͍̀i̶̱͝n̷̯͠g̵͎͛ ̵͉̃c̵̠͒a̴̬̎l̵̳̋l̶̩͂ě̶̫ḓ̷͒ ̶͇͒a̵̰̔ ̴̢̕b̶̲̐o̷͕̎n̴̖͑ḙ̸̈́ ̵̼̉s̷̳̈ĕ̸͉r̴̪̿p̷̹͌e̷̠͌n̴̔͜ţ̷̾?̶̱̓?̴̤̋

Message Kyle
It's bad, dude
Like, worse than the Donald Glover shapeshifter, worse than the Mayflies

B̴̨̒A̸̺͗D̸͙̅

[marlbro]

ok

okay I got it dude, I'll text Kyle

hang in there

you hurt?

[stations]

No, not yet but
i̸͚͕̗̝͑̉̀͠ ̷̨̧̥̫͎̫͙̤̰̟̼̲̝̍́́͌̊͜t̶̤̥̒̍̄́͆̚͝h̶̡̬̭̳͐̓̓̄̀͗̔͠ĩ̸͍̳̥͔̥̩͖̌͑̋̉̐́̌̎̈́̔͝͝n̶̡̳̹̪̣̼̝̉̈́̇͊͌̐̿̏̒̔̎͘͘̚͠ͅk̸̢̧̡̧͚̝̥̹̠͓̬̬̿͐͗̓̌ ̷̢̤̯̹̘͉̣̦̞͔͙̱̾͛̍̇̈̄͜ṭ̶̼̹̬̻̮͔̯̙̝̳̳̌̈́̇̒͑͑͘ͅh̵̨̨̦̜̟̞̯̾̔̓̓̓̾̌̓̕ễ̸̡͚͖̝̳̯̫̬̐̽͒͛̆̎̚͘y̶̧̟͈̥̹̮̖̰̠͚̳͈̳͆̀̊̏'̵̡̢̰̹̠͙̱̬̊̾̓͆̈r̶̢̡͚̘̣͉̖͖̪̫̼̻̈́̑ȩ̷͕̻͍̝͓͔͙̙͇̺̩̍̀́̑̀̍̀̈́́̔̇͐͒̆ͅ ̵̠̟͍͍̪̫̔͌͋̑̈́̏̔̀͠͠taking people
Fungus growth
d̵̨̨̛͕̹̗͉̘͇̠̺͕͔̍̽̊̿̾̂͆̉̎͒͠͠i̵͙̦̽͊ṡ̷̨͕̪̻̠̞̭̼̜̣̪͚̳̂̓̌̈͌a̶̛̱̺̦͎͔̭͈͙̯̣̝̞̮͔̭̐̀̽̎͌̍̂̀͌͑͊͋̚͝p̸̖̼̫̼̖̼̜̝̠̘̠̞̝̩͐̓̐̃̓̔͗̕͠ͅp̵̛̦̣̾̓̏͐͂͋̆̚e̵̡̞͔͔̝̫̠̜̼͘͜ȁ̵̱͓̜͔̭̗͙̞̞̳̰͎̯͆́̈́̏̽͑̋̔͘r̴̨̡̢̧̢̹͙͕͖̣̩͌̐͊̾͌̂̽͐̌͌͗̾͜i̶̱͆̃̌̈̈́͛̕͝͠n̷̢̠͍͕̬̹̹̻̻̮̼͎͛̇̌̃̉̐͠͝g̴̢̛̛̼̩̘̫̞̭̫̭̦̯̘̞͍̼̎̓̃̐͑́͆̔
Some kind of ritual
Not a lot of time
Running out of food

ḩ̸̧͓̥̞̭͚̬̱͚̖̙̜̞̱͐͑ ̷̗͖͔̱̭͕͓̦̔̌́̈́̽̀̓̿͆̚̚̚͝͠͝ų̵͍̮͈͇͖̝̭͓̹̮̚ ̷̨̟̭̝̬͚͑̍͘͝͝r̴̺̙̰̼̲̔̔̋̿͛̍̐͆́̕͜ ̷̨̦͔̖͕̦̣̲̫̿̍̈͌͋̊̊͒̑̓͘̚r̵̝̤̤͉̝͖̓ ̴̧̗̫͓͕̣̜̣̭̭͕̽͊̍͝͝ÿ̵̨͕̝͓̤͚̹̳̖̰̼̖͕́̔͒̒̓́̎̽͐̑͒̀̓̕͠

[marlbro]

fuck on a truck

we'll get you outta there, you save your energy

your messages are super fucking glitchy but keep in touch ok?

[stations]

i̵'̷l̵l̴ ̴t̶r̵y̵

[stations]

Jerry
I got out
A bunch of us found a way out
Not like home, I don't know where we are, but we're out of the pit

[marlbro]

oh shit

okay great

that's good

We gotta figure out where you are now and I'll come get you ok?

[stations]

It's like the Alps, or something. Like on top of a snow-covered mountain. It's fucking freezing.

[marlbro]

OK you said you're not alone, just huddle for warmth. people are already organizing to find you guys so if you escaped you're not far right? We'll come get you

there's some dude here who like figured out how to make a GPS

we've got coordinates

[stations]

I'm probably not gonna huddle with anybody, but

Thanks, Jerry

Just try to hurry?

[marlbro]

be there faster than the latest meme on twitter goes stale

promise