I was sleepwalking around the cemetary. They assumed I was trying to do, like, necromancy or something.
But no, no drunk tank. They just dragged me in, accused me of being a necromancer, and then told me if I started wandering around on my own they'd have a burly security guard carry me back to my room apparently.
[ Sounds like the start of a pretty good romance novel, actually. But it doesn't sound like the guard-Jack relationship is that kind. Could've been fun. ]
Dude, is necromancy a thing there? Like zombies and shit?
It's a long story. The short version? Some elder gods woke up and made everyone act insane for a few days, and did some stereotypical 'awoken elder god' things. Raising the dead, killing crops, cats and dogs living together, that kind of thing. People got stuck in the Horizon, in strange domains that didn't actually belong to anybody. It was weird.
what happened to the gods though? they go back to sleep or something? I'm not seeing any elder gods wandering around out here, and I feel like we'd know. this place is ALL about their elderly-godly worship mojo
No, not yet but i̸͚͕̗̝͑̉̀͠ ̷̨̧̥̫͎̫͙̤̰̟̼̲̝̍́́͌̊͜t̶̤̥̒̍̄́͆̚͝h̶̡̬̭̳͐̓̓̄̀͗̔͠ĩ̸͍̳̥͔̥̩͖̌͑̋̉̐́̌̎̈́̔͝͝n̶̡̳̹̪̣̼̝̉̈́̇͊͌̐̿̏̒̔̎͘͘̚͠ͅk̸̢̧̡̧͚̝̥̹̠͓̬̬̿͐͗̓̌ ̷̢̤̯̹̘͉̣̦̞͔͙̱̾͛̍̇̈̄͜ṭ̶̼̹̬̻̮͔̯̙̝̳̳̌̈́̇̒͑͑͘ͅh̵̨̨̦̜̟̞̯̾̔̓̓̓̾̌̓̕ễ̸̡͚͖̝̳̯̫̬̐̽͒͛̆̎̚͘y̶̧̟͈̥̹̮̖̰̠͚̳͈̳͆̀̊̏'̵̡̢̰̹̠͙̱̬̊̾̓͆̈r̶̢̡͚̘̣͉̖͖̪̫̼̻̈́̑ȩ̷͕̻͍̝͓͔͙̙͇̺̩̍̀́̑̀̍̀̈́́̔̇͐͒̆ͅ ̵̠̟͍͍̪̫̔͌͋̑̈́̏̔̀͠͠taking people Fungus growth d̵̨̨̛͕̹̗͉̘͇̠̺͕͔̍̽̊̿̾̂͆̉̎͒͠͠i̵͙̦̽͊ṡ̷̨͕̪̻̠̞̭̼̜̣̪͚̳̂̓̌̈͌a̶̛̱̺̦͎͔̭͈͙̯̣̝̞̮͔̭̐̀̽̎͌̍̂̀͌͑͊͋̚͝p̸̖̼̫̼̖̼̜̝̠̘̠̞̝̩͐̓̐̃̓̔͗̕͠ͅp̵̛̦̣̾̓̏͐͂͋̆̚e̵̡̞͔͔̝̫̠̜̼͘͜ȁ̵̱͓̜͔̭̗͙̞̞̳̰͎̯͆́̈́̏̽͑̋̔͘r̴̨̡̢̧̢̹͙͕͖̣̩͌̐͊̾͌̂̽͐̌͌͗̾͜i̶̱͆̃̌̈̈́͛̕͝͠n̷̢̠͍͕̬̹̹̻̻̮̼͎͛̇̌̃̉̐͠͝g̴̢̛̛̼̩̘̫̞̭̫̭̦̯̘̞͍̼̎̓̃̐͑́͆̔ Some kind of ritual Not a lot of time Running out of food
OK you said you're not alone, just huddle for warmth. people are already organizing to find you guys so if you escaped you're not far right? We'll come get you
there's some dude here who like figured out how to make a GPS
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I got arrested for sleepwalking today. This might actually be the least significant thing I've ever done to be interrogated.
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You know the drill Jack. You got RIGHTS don't tell them ANYTHING
you think I can be your lawyer from Farmville?
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jesus that's shitty
did they throw you in the drunk tank?
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But no, no drunk tank. They just dragged me in, accused me of being a necromancer, and then told me if I started wandering around on my own they'd have a burly security guard carry me back to my room apparently.
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Right?
[ Sounds like the start of a pretty good romance novel, actually. But it doesn't sound like the guard-Jack relationship is that kind. Could've been fun. ]
Dude, is necromancy a thing there? Like zombies and shit?
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( Not gonna bother answering that 'in a sexy way' question. Because. No. )
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I can't believe I missed the actual freakin ZOMBIES
how gross were they?
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Well, most of them weren't nude, so I guess less gross than that time back home in some ways. More gross in others.
I'd give it like a 7 out of 10.
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What happened?
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what happened to the gods though? they go back to sleep or something? I'm not seeing any elder gods wandering around out here, and I feel like we'd know. this place is ALL about their elderly-godly worship mojo
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̵̩̗͠f̵̩̑̚u̸̫̲͗c̵̙̩̈́̒k̵̢͔̃͘e̶̗̤͘d̵̙̯̆ ̵̧̪̀͛ú̷̹͎͝p̵̛͚͙͘ ̷̹̐̽
̸͔̻͆k̷̳̐i̴̩͕͗̀d̶̡̘̈́n̶̫͊a̶̗̎͒p̶̦͆p̴̺̂̄ę̵̬̆́ď̸̖̟̈́ ̸͖̍̄ͅỉ̵͙n̵̯̈͝ ̶͜͝t̴̬̅̍h̶̨̼͌i̸̬̎̂ŝ̸̟ ̷͓̎̓p̸̹͋i̶͒̾ͅt̶̼͂
̵̝̽͑f̴̳̣̓u̷̢̬̚c̷͙͊͘k̵͓̅͘i̵̳͂ņ̵̮̆͛g̶̨͚̔ ̷͖̓͘c̶̥͈͂̆ũ̸͉͕̃l̵̬̋̈ṱ̶͘ĭ̶̭̃ś̷̹͝ẗ̶̖̻͝s̸̩̼̍̕
̶͎̗͒n̶̗̈͒o̸̱̥͋t̷̼̺̒ ̸̘͗ͅť̸̼̔h̶͙̤̏ĕ̸̝ ̷̜̙͘g̸͎͒o̶̻̤̾̿o̵̥̪͂̚d̷̦̥̂ ̷̯͘k̵̜͗i̴̤̳̅n̶͕̤̍͐d̶͈͎̄
̷̭̀̋b̴̩̃̓ő̶̹͠ń̸̝̠ë̶͍̬́̀ ̷̛̙̜͝ş̵͔̔e̸̺͇̒r̴̡̾p̶͕̏e̴̘̓̐n̸̠͌t̶̢͎͆
̸̼͠m̸̧̬͊u̴̻̝̎ś̶͍h̶͓̋r̴̞̤̕ö̷͖o̴̜̿ḿ̴̖s̴̜̋
̷͕̓͝t̸͙̪̽h̷̬̳́ĕ̴͔͍ ̷̍͋ͅl̵̫̼̏a̸͔̪̓͘s̴̬̄̇t̶̛̥ ̵̰̾ö̷̰̰́̈́f̴͔͒ ̷̜̑̚ů̶̜̟s̵͈͙̑ ̷͍͗m̷͙͉̄̋e̶͕̤̎̆ë̵̯́͆t̸̟̥̕s̴͙̰̒͘ ̷̢̥͐̚d̸͚͗a̴̢͌͒ṙ̸̬͒k̸̠̞̚ ̵̦̗͋́k̵̮̞̾̾n̶̛̟̼͒ĭ̴͔̐g̸̞͋͗ḧ̴̩̥t̶͇̲̄̑ ̸̧̩̈́̓r̷̛̼͆i̶̲̞̕͝s̶̗͗e̷͖̅͝ş̸̊̉
̸̻̼̏͐o̵͖̭̒̉ǩ̸͎̼̆a̸͈͕̔y̶̩̍̽?̸̡̱̄
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your mind-Twitter's corrupt as fuck. looks like tv static
are you dream-texting me?
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̸̹̝̭̋ȋ̷̤̺́ ̵͓̕g̷̤̜̱̔ȏ̵͜t̴̢̻̮̑̎̎ ̴̠͍̭̍k̴̭̏i̸̱͍̜̔d̶͖͋̈́͜ṉ̵̻͇̍̏̊a̴̧̖̚p̶̢̲͚̏͋͝p̵̳̩͖̊̈́e̸͖̟͠d̶̬͒ ̸̯̘̲̍̆͗b̶̡̘̝̏̊y̷͈̅͗ ̶̡̞̽͑f̸͍͑̐͌u̵̯͖̙̒̋͂c̷̙͕͉̄̀̀k̸̛̦͑͝i̴̗̙̝͝n̸͎̲̒͋́g̵̫͛͆̑ ̸͉̲̯̒̓̚c̴̛͈̲͒̌u̶̧̍l̷̞̀̽̐t̵̥̃̒͒í̸̙s̵̖͒́͛ṫ̷̗̻̖̃͗s̵͉̒ ̷̩͍͈̒͊͒ò̴ͅr̴͍̟̳̿̏ ̴̤̈́s̶̭̾̔͝ŏ̴̥m̴̨̳̒̑e̵͉̬͂̐t̸̙͊͘h̸̲̘̎i̶̧̊͂͝ñ̶̼g̴͇̙̰̀̈́̇
̷͔́͝t̷̹̞͓͂h̴͔̻̋̾e̵̼̹͇͒ ̶͖͍͗̓b̶̢̗͕͌a̵͇̓́d̸̬̯̗́͛ ̶̪̽̀̾k̴̤̱͘i̴͇͚̍̈̎n̸̢̲̂͂̌d̶͎͆͐̀,̸̨̅͒ ̵̢̛̻̍n̴͖̿͊o̶͖̮͑͘t̴̗̻̓̽͝ ̷̤̌ţ̵̳̽̀̽h̷̜̯͛͘e̵̞͔̍̐͂ ̶̙̣͌̏ỳ̵͙̖̫̚ö̵͔̯́ũ̵͈̮̄͝ ̵̩̫̲̈́k̸̜̗̚i̸̡̯̍̓n̶͍͎̓͆d̶̼͙̻͐͘̚
̸͍̏̎c̴͇͈̱͐̿͑a̸̳̺͇͒͠n̸̪̟̳͗ ̵̝̼̈́̕͝y̷͙̅͌͝o̷̤̠̟̓̑ũ̵͎ ̷͙̔̓r̴̬̋͛̏e̴͕̋̕a̵̩̞͋̉d̴̰̪͛̀ ̴͈̠͆͝t̷̻̞͉̿ḣ̸̹͈͇̈́̈́i̶̗̬̋s̷̥̮̆͌?̴̬̭͛
CASPER VAN DIEN
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oh shit
where are you?
I got the casper van dien but I can't read anything else you're saying buddy
try mind-texting more slowly or something?
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̸͓̈ä̶̬
̸͚̉v̷̞̕
̷̱́ḙ̸̐
̴̱̅
̷̠̈m̶̟͘ ̸̺̄ô̴̻ ̸̙̿nst ̵̰̚e̷̗̐ ̸̩̈́r̶̦̎ ̷̫̾s̴̨̈
̶̼̃
̴̯͠ć̴̺ ̸̧̆ȗ̵̫ ̵̞͘ltists
̷͓͛
̷̯͆m̸̦̉u̸̩̕s̷̡̈́h̸̛̤r̵̟͂õ̵͙o̷̠͐m̶̮̚s̸͚̽ ̷̰́e̵͙̓v̴͉́e̶̗̓r̸̲̀ȳ̷͓w̶̲̎h̶̜̕ë̸̘r̴͖͊ĕ̴̝,̶͎͠ ̵͓̂g̷̩̓r̶͍̄ơ̸̦ś̷̞s̴͐͜
̴̗̔
̷̮̋s̶͇͊ó̷͓m̶̖͑e̴̮͆t̸̯̓h̶͍̀i̶̱͝n̷̯͠g̵͎͛ ̵͉̃c̵̠͒a̴̬̎l̵̳̋l̶̩͂ě̶̫ḓ̷͒ ̶͇͒a̵̰̔ ̴̢̕b̶̲̐o̷͕̎n̴̖͑ḙ̸̈́ ̵̼̉s̷̳̈ĕ̸͉r̴̪̿p̷̹͌e̷̠͌n̴̔͜ţ̷̾?̶̱̓?̴̤̋
Message Kyle
It's bad, dude
Like, worse than the Donald Glover shapeshifter, worse than the Mayflies
B̴̨̒A̸̺͗D̸͙̅
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okay I got it dude, I'll text Kyle
hang in there
you hurt?
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i̸͚͕̗̝͑̉̀͠ ̷̨̧̥̫͎̫͙̤̰̟̼̲̝̍́́͌̊͜t̶̤̥̒̍̄́͆̚͝h̶̡̬̭̳͐̓̓̄̀͗̔͠ĩ̸͍̳̥͔̥̩͖̌͑̋̉̐́̌̎̈́̔͝͝n̶̡̳̹̪̣̼̝̉̈́̇͊͌̐̿̏̒̔̎͘͘̚͠ͅk̸̢̧̡̧͚̝̥̹̠͓̬̬̿͐͗̓̌ ̷̢̤̯̹̘͉̣̦̞͔͙̱̾͛̍̇̈̄͜ṭ̶̼̹̬̻̮͔̯̙̝̳̳̌̈́̇̒͑͑͘ͅh̵̨̨̦̜̟̞̯̾̔̓̓̓̾̌̓̕ễ̸̡͚͖̝̳̯̫̬̐̽͒͛̆̎̚͘y̶̧̟͈̥̹̮̖̰̠͚̳͈̳͆̀̊̏'̵̡̢̰̹̠͙̱̬̊̾̓͆̈r̶̢̡͚̘̣͉̖͖̪̫̼̻̈́̑ȩ̷͕̻͍̝͓͔͙̙͇̺̩̍̀́̑̀̍̀̈́́̔̇͐͒̆ͅ ̵̠̟͍͍̪̫̔͌͋̑̈́̏̔̀͠͠taking people
Fungus growth
d̵̨̨̛͕̹̗͉̘͇̠̺͕͔̍̽̊̿̾̂͆̉̎͒͠͠i̵͙̦̽͊ṡ̷̨͕̪̻̠̞̭̼̜̣̪͚̳̂̓̌̈͌a̶̛̱̺̦͎͔̭͈͙̯̣̝̞̮͔̭̐̀̽̎͌̍̂̀͌͑͊͋̚͝p̸̖̼̫̼̖̼̜̝̠̘̠̞̝̩͐̓̐̃̓̔͗̕͠ͅp̵̛̦̣̾̓̏͐͂͋̆̚e̵̡̞͔͔̝̫̠̜̼͘͜ȁ̵̱͓̜͔̭̗͙̞̞̳̰͎̯͆́̈́̏̽͑̋̔͘r̴̨̡̢̧̢̹͙͕͖̣̩͌̐͊̾͌̂̽͐̌͌͗̾͜i̶̱͆̃̌̈̈́͛̕͝͠n̷̢̠͍͕̬̹̹̻̻̮̼͎͛̇̌̃̉̐͠͝g̴̢̛̛̼̩̘̫̞̭̫̭̦̯̘̞͍̼̎̓̃̐͑́͆̔
Some kind of ritual
Not a lot of time
Running out of food
ḩ̸̧͓̥̞̭͚̬̱͚̖̙̜̞̱͐͑ ̷̗͖͔̱̭͕͓̦̔̌́̈́̽̀̓̿͆̚̚̚͝͠͝ų̵͍̮͈͇͖̝̭͓̹̮̚ ̷̨̟̭̝̬͚͑̍͘͝͝r̴̺̙̰̼̲̔̔̋̿͛̍̐͆́̕͜ ̷̨̦͔̖͕̦̣̲̫̿̍̈͌͋̊̊͒̑̓͘̚r̵̝̤̤͉̝͖̓ ̴̧̗̫͓͕̣̜̣̭̭͕̽͊̍͝͝ÿ̵̨͕̝͓̤͚̹̳̖̰̼̖͕́̔͒̒̓́̎̽͐̑͒̀̓̕͠
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we'll get you outta there, you save your energy
your messages are super fucking glitchy but keep in touch ok?
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I got out
A bunch of us found a way out
Not like home, I don't know where we are, but we're out of the pit
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okay great
that's good
We gotta figure out where you are now and I'll come get you ok?
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there's some dude here who like figured out how to make a GPS
we've got coordinates
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Thanks, Jerry
Just try to hurry?
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promise