I was sleepwalking around the cemetary. They assumed I was trying to do, like, necromancy or something.
But no, no drunk tank. They just dragged me in, accused me of being a necromancer, and then told me if I started wandering around on my own they'd have a burly security guard carry me back to my room apparently.
[ Sounds like the start of a pretty good romance novel, actually. But it doesn't sound like the guard-Jack relationship is that kind. Could've been fun. ]
Dude, is necromancy a thing there? Like zombies and shit?
It's a long story. The short version? Some elder gods woke up and made everyone act insane for a few days, and did some stereotypical 'awoken elder god' things. Raising the dead, killing crops, cats and dogs living together, that kind of thing. People got stuck in the Horizon, in strange domains that didn't actually belong to anybody. It was weird.
what happened to the gods though? they go back to sleep or something? I'm not seeing any elder gods wandering around out here, and I feel like we'd know. this place is ALL about their elderly-godly worship mojo
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But no, no drunk tank. They just dragged me in, accused me of being a necromancer, and then told me if I started wandering around on my own they'd have a burly security guard carry me back to my room apparently.
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Right?
[ Sounds like the start of a pretty good romance novel, actually. But it doesn't sound like the guard-Jack relationship is that kind. Could've been fun. ]
Dude, is necromancy a thing there? Like zombies and shit?
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( Not gonna bother answering that 'in a sexy way' question. Because. No. )
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I can't believe I missed the actual freakin ZOMBIES
how gross were they?
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Well, most of them weren't nude, so I guess less gross than that time back home in some ways. More gross in others.
I'd give it like a 7 out of 10.
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What happened?
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what happened to the gods though? they go back to sleep or something? I'm not seeing any elder gods wandering around out here, and I feel like we'd know. this place is ALL about their elderly-godly worship mojo
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